Ever since Taimur Ali Khan has taken out its finger from the womb, he has been in the main headline of at least one national paper (Everyday).
I don’t think we liked Kareena Kapoor or Saif Ali Khan that much to obsess over their kid like that. That we make puppy eyes every time we see their kid piss in the diaper. Or wish to be Taimur’s bib so we can be tied around its neck for better and for worse.
These are 11 news that may break in the future but we are not interested to read about it
1. Taimur’s body temperature rises 1 Celsius above normal. Mother Kareena looks all troubled and father already called for ambulances.
2. Taimur says his fart doesn’t smell. Father Saif has sniffed it from close and approves his son’s statement.
3. Mother Kareena says she will name her second son ‘Taimur The Pataudi II’. ‘Baby Taimur’ already feeling bad as his first name reminds people of Justin Beiber’s first song.
4. Mother Kareena bought ”aam ka aachar” from the airport. Later revealed she was suffering from excessive gas.
5. Baby Taimur likes to cook in the kitchen. Says he will host the Master Chef Australia at the age of four.
6. Only 1 day left for baby Taimur’s birthday. Entire country has bought cakes for newspaper companies to make Baby Taimur forcefully stay viral for all his life.
7. Baby Taimur got inspired by Guru Ram Rahim. Says he will be the next Pitaji in MSG3.
8. Taimur Ali Khan will be hosting the Next Khatron Ke Khiladi. Rohit Shetty is already looking for a new job.
9. Son Taimur can’t fold his middle finger. Says it automatically rises up whenever he sees paparazzis.
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10. Baby Taimur went for a vacation, pooped on the hidden camera of news reporter. News reporter later kept it as his priceless belonging.
11. Baby Taimur got his first girlfriend pregnant at the age of 4. Science says since it is Taimur, we can call it nature’s exception.
That’s it, can’t take it anymore!!