The world is changing… Fast… Like with each second.
No wonder the technology has advanced by leaps and bounds. With Siri, Alexa, and thousands of other AI talking apps giving epic replies to weird questions, people are already going gaga over these minuscule intelligent gadgets. From sarcasm to jokes to puns, the existing platforms have inbuilt responses to make your lives easy and fun.
But just imagine a crazy future where every machine will spit back with distaste, when not used with respect.
What if your office printer opens its wide mouth and begins insulting you because you are taking out unnecessary printouts for fun, or your treadmill rolls over in a fit of laughter throwing you off in the process when you stop after a kilometer. There would be craziness all around and people will be found chattering to the machines. And the funniest part is – it will all be normal. As normal as eating or shitting.
Here are 18 crazy ass scenarios from regular life when gadgets can react and respond just like us –
1. Cars would start howling at the top of their voice if anyone touched them inappropriately.
2. Phones would cuss you until your ears bleed if you dare drop it.
3. Laptops will judge you on the amount of porn you watch.
4. Your fridge would lecture you each time you refill your beer stock.
5. The choice of sawari would be of the Auto rather than Auto- drivers.
6. Your car would hurl abuses and shout insults with intensity while driving, especially in Delhi.
7. Your Tv would utter all sorts of swear words the moment you pick your phone while watching a soap. (Feels like getting stuck between the girlfriend and the wife, ain’t it?)
8. Your I-pod would increase the volume itself the moment it stumbles upon ‘aye raja raja raja’.
9. Each time a dog ran behind your car, it would stop and ask the damn thing what his problem is?
10. You would never dare to vent out your frustration on your office keyboard or be ready for the swear words you haven’t even heard in your pathetic little life.
11. The coffee machine at your workplace would give you the best steamy gossips ever.
12. The UPS beeps would be replaced by explicit slangs of his choice during outrageous power-cuts.
13. The AC would be the King all appliances and would need extreme buttering during summers.
14. There would be gang-wars between scooty and bikes and the roads will be spewed with spilled petrol and mangled auto parts.
15. Metro train would tell you the true reason for its delay, no way of tricking the passengers.
16. Flight turbulence experiences would be much more memorable when the plane itself is scared AF