Warning!! Warning!! Warning!!
If you favour a specific political party and can’t hear a word against them, then please don’t proceed ahead because ye post apki bhavnao ko thes phoocha skta hai. Sigh!!
And to all the people who proceeded, to kese hai ap log? Ok sorry. “Gets back on the topic”.
So, none of us are alien to politicians and their un-needed and stupid comments. Or alam ye hai ki if today we judge politicians and stand up comedians for who can entertain us more, politicians are winning the clash invariably. Why? Because logic (for most of the part) is not something that politicians need.
But who am I to judge?
You can judge for yourself after looking at these most stupid comments by politicians that were made in 2019.
1. Mamata Banerjee
Mamata Didi has got no chill when it comes to commenting against BJP. Besides failing to maintain peace and order in West Bengal during the Lok Sabha Election earlier this year she also took a dig on PM Modi and Amit Shah post-political clashes in the state.
Didi plezzz!! “jinke ghar sheeshe ke ho, vo dusro par patthar nahi phenka karte”
2. Hema Malini
Me trying to use the same statement to get away from studies – “Mom I had studied but I studied so much that I can’t remember what I studied”.
3. Nirmala Sitharaman
The Indian economy and automobile sector has been ailing for quite some time and why would the government want to take the blame on themselves? Agla election nhi jitna kya? So what do you do?
Add a bit of logic and present anything that would neither sound utterly foolish nor logical. Smart.
4. Fawad Chaudhry
Infamous for his unneeded comment, Fawad Chaudhry did it once again, did what? Aree!! gave us meme content.
5. Sunil Bharlal
I have only one question, is there a “Yagya” that can help me find a soulmate? Because Yagya at the end of the day seems a solution to all our woes. Paris Climate Agreement? that’s bullshit.
Environment change. Is that even a thing?
6. Kawasi Lakhma
This man took fandom to another level. Hey, don’t laugh, at least he is taking inspiration from her ideal and applying it practically.
7. Sadhvi Pragya
BJP leaders and their fascination with cows took another level when Sadhvi Pragya in an interview said the following lines. And trust us there is no scientific evidence to prove that cow urine can cure cancer. Only if it would have, breast cancer wouldn’t have been the reason for lakhs of death every year. Let’s no believe such rumours.
8. Rajvi Tyagi
And this was on a live debate. Yes, have a look for yourself.
Indian politicians leave no stone unturned when it comes to getting themselves shamed and the political party they are associated with.
9. Ravi Shankar Prasad
Another day and another minister trying to spread a good word about the government with facts we don’t need. Kaan se khoon a jayega.
Why these politicians don’t bring the part of their brain they use to promote such “un-situational” facts to some real good?
10. Fawad Chaudhry, Again
If you feel the craving to sit on a chopper and don’t want to burn cash either, Fawad Chadhuray can arrange a ride for you. The catch is, it may look something like this.
Still want a ride?
11. Rahul Gandhi
OK Ok, I know Rahul Gandhi said this line was a part of a curtailed video clip of a rally in which Gandhi had criticised Prime Minister Narendra Modi. Fine!!
But even Narendra Modi never said the “exact same lines”. Henceforth, Mr. Gnadhi called it for himself.