Ahh…that butterfly feeling which you get on your first date!!
First dates are magical. They are mesmerizing. Your heart is fluttering with mixed emotions of excitement and thrill.
You run a to-do and not-to-do list in your mind and make sure that you impress your date. But then there are some dates which are forced on you. Maybe by your family, or friends or friend of a friend. Fear not. There are legendary one-liners with mere 4 words, which can totally ruin your first date or any date for that matter.
My advice, ‘Use these four words when you wanna escape the fuck outta date (only after you know for sure that your date is a bitchy psychopath serial killer or a copy of Uday Chopra from Dhoom)!
Check out these mind-blowing four words combos which are sure to ruin your first date. For SURE-
1. Do you do anal?
2. Your brother fucks better
3. We splitting the check?
4. Don’t tell my wife
5. I love Donald Trump
6. What’s your name again?
7. Do you smell chloroform
8. Take a shower, please
9. Meet all my kids
10. I shot my ex
11. Shit, there’s my wife
12. Look at those tits
13. I fucked your mom
14. I have an STD
15. You tryna get pregnant?
16. I have erectile dysfunction
17. Wanna see my abortion
18. Is your sister attractive
19. Your sister fucks better
20. What are you wearing (while making a disgusted face)
21. Know anything about rashes?
I know very well that sometimes you are literally stuck when a friend forcibly sends you on a date which you are in no mood for. But hey, now you have the perfect loaded bullets of ‘four words’ that will kill the person without bloodshed. Ingenious, don’t you think?