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Fast Paced Living: 7 Discreet Ways to Hide Your Vibrator In Plain Sight

Whether you’re hosting family for holidays or are just worried about a nosey boyfriend finding your pleasure stash, here’s how to hide your vibrator.

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Sure, everyone has a bedside dresser. And yes, most of them have at least one drawer dedicated to lube, vibrators, dildos, lotions, handcuffs… or whatever else you keep in your “hidden” booty stash.

But is it really, technically, hidden if you use the exact same storage space as everyone else on the planet?

We don’t think so either. So we’ve rounded up ideas on how to hide your stash that will make DaVinci Code look basic. Here are seven of the most ingenious places to hide your daring do-dads where no one will ever think to look for them. That too- in plain sight.

1. In Your Purse

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Lord knows what’s already in there.


Now, we’re not talking about stashing an 8-inch purple tentacle in your purse and expecting people not to notice. While boys have had their sex toys masquerading as everyday household products for years, women are finally getting urban camo of their own. 

Vibrators are now disguised as everyday products that women use, like makeup, nail polish, or even a small compact. Like this cute little lipstick vibe from  adultproductsindia.com

What better way to hide your vibrator than amongst all of the other littered corpses of half-used makeup products at the bottom of your purse? Just make sure you grab the right one.

2. Hollow Candle

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For full relaxation: DO NOT light

Lifehacker posted an article about hiding money and other important items inside a candle, which got us thinking. Sure money is important, but we hold our vibrators in pretty high esteem. Find a candle that is slightly larger than the size of your vibrator, and hollow out the bottom of it.

This is easily achieved by using either a serrated knife, or a super hot spoon, or go full metal and use a power drill as the article suggests. Slip the newly hollowed candle over your little buddy and set amongst other decorative candles in your room. Voila, Chic and useful!

3. Flashlight

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Nothing to see here. Just a normal old flashlight

Taking a page out of the manual on how to hide a sex toy: put it in a flashlight. This works exceptionally well for bullets or other smaller vibrators. Get a large industrial flashlight with a longer handle.

Take out the batteries and tuck momma’s little helper safely inside. Just make sure you keep an actual working flashlight in the same vicinity, so people don’t try and fix your stash box.

4. Stuffed Animals

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Aw! He’s so cute, and soft, and… vibrating?

A perfect place to toss your love toy is inside of another lifelong friend. Many of us have stuffed animals or even throw pillows laying around our rooms somewhere.

The bonus of hiding your toys inside of these innocuous frills is that no one else would ever use them. Hopefully.

Also Read: Why Sleeping With Teddy Is Better For Women

5. Tampon Box

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Just this image alone will get any guy to run screening.

This one works especially well for anyone that lives with guys. Tampon boxes are sacred places that are not to be touched or investigated by those without bleeding parts. This is one of the best options to hide your vibrator.

If you own a smaller vibrator, slip it inside along with the tampons, or bury it at the bottom of the industrial-sized pack of pantyliners that each and every one of us owns. 

6. Tinfoil Box

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That’s no baked potato…

Super clever, but hard to get away with, if you live with roommates. It’s also not advised for long-term hiding purposes. But works great if you’re having a friend over for the evening. Slip the roll of tin foil out of its box and place your vibrator inside of the cardboard tube. Place the box back and the bottom of the abyss you call a kitchen drawer and resume normal function.

For added security, always consider storing batteries separate from your sex toys… That way you’ll never have to explain why the tinfoil is vibrating.

7. Nowhere

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While it may seem like a bit of a cop-out, we feel like the best hiding place for your battery powered boudoir besties is perhaps not hiding them at all.

A shocking one in two women report using vibrators amongst other sex toys, and 81% of women say they’ve brought one into the bedroom with their partner. So there’s a good chance that you’re not the only one in your household with something to hide. Maybe instead of concealing your conciliatory sex partner, just rock it in your bedroom drawer like everyone else.

Also Read: 14 Men’s Guilty Pleasures That They Shouldn’t Be Embarrassed Off

In Conclusion:

Now you know the best places to hide your vibrator, so just go and have fun with your fantasies without worrying that someone might find your pleasure stash. Also, in case they find it, don’t be embarrassed, everyone uses it. Maybe not everyone but most females do.

Now go, enjoy your “me time” and get lost into your erotic imagination!
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